ST. PATRICK’S DAY IN PROCTOR
WHEN FOUR PEOPLE WALK NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE SIDEWALK
WHEN A FRESHMAN TRIES TO PULL THE DOOR TO LEAVE ROSS
WHEN THE FRISBEE TEAM GOES STREAKING
WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS THE MIDDKID RAP AT A PARTY
WHEN I AGREE TO PLAY ON MY FRIEND’S I.M. SOCCER TEAM
WHEN I’M THE LAST PERSON LEFT AT A MCCULLOUGH DANCE PARTY
WHEN LIKE A PRAYER COMES ON
WHEN FRESHMEN ARE LATE FOR THEIR CLASSES