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Apr 29

ST. PATRICK’S DAY IN PROCTOR

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Drunk: 

Not drunk:

(Thanks, mmmrse!)

WHEN FOUR PEOPLE WALK NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE SIDEWALK

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WHEN PUB SAFE KNOCKS

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(Thanks, swallowtail-catastrophe!)

WHEN A FRESHMAN TRIES TO PULL THE DOOR TO LEAVE ROSS

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(Thanks, lifesasundae!)

WHEN THE FRISBEE TEAM GOES STREAKING

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WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS THE MIDDKID RAP AT A PARTY

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WHEN I AGREE TO PLAY ON MY FRIEND’S I.M. SOCCER TEAM

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WHEN I’M THE LAST PERSON LEFT AT A MCCULLOUGH DANCE PARTY

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WHEN LIKE A PRAYER COMES ON

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Every guy with a six pack:

Me:

WHEN FRESHMEN ARE LATE FOR THEIR CLASSES

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(Thanks, monster1208!)